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While maybe not as sweet, cute, and dreamy as the classic rhyme for children, this rendition of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” is definitely much more accurate (and glows in the dark!). The nineteenth century lullaby was long overdue for an update, and true wonderment can come from knowledge of what things really are. The vastness of space and multitude of objects out there is awe-inspiring.

There is beauty in truth; so inform your kiddo on the reality of those pretty balls of gas in space with this limited edition, 59 x 84cms, screen printed poster from NippazWithAttitude. Their genuine hand-pulled prints are made in England and come on high quality 100% soft cotton. 



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We see bellies grow, and then watch babies grow every day and marvel at how quickly they change. The true wonder, though, is what’s taking place beneath the surface. Alterations in our little ones’ outward appearance over time are nothing compared to what is happening in their bodies on a cellular level. The ability to grow and repair body tissues is one of children’s superpowers; most wimpy adult cells loose the capability to divide (except stuff like skin cells, which isn’t nearly as cool). This adorable organic cotton onesie serves as a reminder of how much your baby is going through on a daily basis, and celebrates the cell division in your offspring with cute illustrations of the different stages of mitosis.



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We have featured a bunch of Ety store NerdywithKid’s stuff on here before, but we have to admit it: we’re in love with the true-blooded nerdiness of their STEM collection. Featuring all the scientists you hope your kids will know about and idolize growing up, these onesies are truly the cream of the crop when you want to raise STEM-minded kids.

This one features Marie Curie with some radiation markings– which may be a grim reminder of this matriarch of science’s doom, or an important message for science-minded kiddos:  “Nothing is to be feared; it is only to be understood.”

Love this onesie too much? Got older kids who will appreciate it? Lucky enough, it comes in big kid and adult sizes. See their Etsy store for more details.



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Hey nerds. How much do you love binary code? Now your baby can love it–and learn it– before they even begin speaking.

Just position this nursery-friendly print right in front of their crib, and before you know it, they will be 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100100 01110011 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100001 01110000 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101  right before your very eyes!

This print comes from Etsy store GetYourNerdOn and comes in sizes from 8×10 (basically the size of some printer paper) all the way up to 16×20 inches, which is double the size. But we didn’t need to tell you that. Take a look at their various colors, too. We’re personally big fans of the dark teal.



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Sure, they said. Teach your baby trigonometry, they said. I bet he won’t be smarter than you, they said. I bet you won’t look stupid while she’s figuring out co-sines and tangents all over the place and you’re struggling with long division.

Well, they were wrong. And now you have to send your baby off to Camp Sohcahtoa where they will be chosen by a graphing calculator to be their faithful life companion in nerdom.

This onesie from Etsy store FatOwlKids may bring back wonderful memories for you of doing trig beside the campfire with your first love or singing songs about hypotenuses while on long hikes. Make sure your kid is well on their way to legacy status by getting them one.

 



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Forget those, “My mom’s prettier than your mom,” onesies. We know they don’t have any truth to them. But this onesie? This onesie is a real gem. Because any baby who wears this is bound to grow up with the knowledge of what this means– thereby proving the point of the onesie in the first place.

Clearly, your baby is the smartest on the block. Etsy store LifeCanBeShirty is here for you for that exact reason. This onesie comes in blue, grey, pink, and white and runs in sizes up to eighteen months.



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Have a scientist you know who’s in the process of some cellular reproduction? This onesie is sure to make her laugh her glutus maximus off at her baby shower.

The text reads, “My awesomeness began as a single-celled zygote. It just doubled from there.” Which should put anyone who knows their science in stitches. These shirts are made in the US by hilariously-named company, Life Can Be Shirty and sold on Amazon.

This onesie comes in blue, pink, and white, so it’s perfect for just about any baby with scientific yearnings.